A Dandie Dinmont who doesn't like the Hovercraft

Now this one is hard to explain in words - but you would roar with laughter if you could see what I am seeing! Maxxi Jazz is visiting. As we are drying up after a flood, men have been and installed air movers - noisy but essential. One of these air movers is drying out under the flooring which is lifting up a foot in the air in parts and just an inch or so in other areas.

Dear Maxxi Jazz, after just a few minutes of this new experience, has worked out that if he stands on one of the 'high' parts, the air redistributes and the floor goes down.

He is now silently, efficiently and dutifully, walking round the floor, covering all the area bit by bit, trying to put the flooring back where it should be - flat to the ground! ...and what's more he is sitting in various areas to make sure it stays that way - until he spots somewhere else he should be working on.

Remember, he is the Dandie Dinmont that worked out how to work Skype! Bless him!